sekaligus, kasi hantam semua story....

If you are not Malaysian, i guess you won't un the above title....hahahhahhhaa....

Long time no new posts d....not that JQ no story, but, the mummy lazy....but i got save his story in my phone, now kasi post sekaligus! maybe a bit messy in reading, coz i din rearrange them, but, have fun ;p

Conversation with my son after he ng ng:-


JQ: mummy, u ng ng d?

Me: i ng ng this morning d lo

JQ: u eat a lot then u go ng ng har (teaching me tune...)

Me: oh

JQ: u want to ng ng then u tell me, then i say i not free coz i want to watch movie, then u go ng ng yourself

Me: hahahaha




Sometimes i ask him dun go school, cont sleep, he will say: deng xiao wo mei you chong ming lo (later i not smart lo)

Sometimes he ask me not to work, i only need to say this:

I no work, no money to pay school fee

Then he let me go work...

Then he somemore say: school fee heng guai ah?




Me: the soup nice or not?

JQ: nice!

Me: grandma cook 1 oh

JQ: (with teaching face) not cook, is boil! Cook is cook, boil is boil! Soup is boil 1!

Me: oh....





Kelvin not at home, got photo shooting job...

Me: JQ time to sleep!

JQ: then later u alone lo? (Sounds like pity me...) then i want to sleep with u. I accompany U.

Me: u accompany me or i accompany u?

JQ: i accompany u (sounds wai dai? actually he loves to sleep with me)




Kelvin went out, so he go home but we overnight at in law house. Then he call us to say good night:

Kelvin: JQ, good night!

JQ: Baba, good night!

Kelvin: xxxxx (i din hear wat he said)

JQ: baba, ni yao xiao xin, bu yau goon ah! (Haha....sound like you b careful, dun go berfoya-foya...hahaha...actually he meant dun fall down fr bed, coz his dad going to sleep alone).

Kelvin and i laugh gila. Then when jq pass the phone to me, kelvin said his son ask him not to 'Guan' (cantonese)! Hahaha....




Usually after i scold JQ, and asked him if he knew his mistake, then i will hug him n said no next time!

Yesterday, he took my clean cloth to mop table, so i stop him quite loudly. Then he terkejut n run out

After i gao dim, he saw me, then...

JQ: mummy, u scold me just now.

Me: why mummy scold u?

JQ: ....

Me: why? U tell me? U use mummy clean cloth to do wat?

JQ: i mop table...

Me: can or not? (He shake his head). Remember cannot do that again.

JQ: i know d. (I walk away) mummy, u din give me big hug....

Hahahaha....i never think of this hug is a must after i scold him ;p




JQ wake up after taking nap, i carry him to go shi shi. He still not fully awake(coz i wake him up, dun 1 let him sleep too long then at night cant sleep)....

Me: i cant find ur bird bird (i go 'cari' fr his pant which a bit tight)

JQ: got la, being covered!

Me: cant find

JQ: got la, covered by 2

Me: what two??

JQ: underwear n pant la



We seeing Kelvin customer wedding slide show...

Jq: mummy, u married with who? Grandpa or Baba?

Me: u say ler?

Jq: i know, is baba! Where i sit then(he meant wedding dinner)? With who?

Me: u not yet born

Jq: oh...





Jq wearing his pant.,.

JQ: mummy is the the tag need to b behind

Me: Ya

JQ: is it if in front will pain pain?

Me: Ya (simply answer ;p)

JQ: is it if in front then ll cut bird bird so very pain ah?

Me: Ya....hahahaha





JQ: mummy, my fren eyes, one red one no red

Me: oh, why?

JQ: coz he one eye no sleep so red lo, one eye got sleep so no sleep (answer very seriously)

Me: (tahan my laugh), can ppl 1 eye sleep 1 eye open?

JQ: can! U see? (Then wing his eyes....)

Me: (tahan laugh...)



Me: jq, u ng ng finish d?

Jq (in english): not yet, i think still long time to go oh

Me: hahahahaha




Me: JQ, who is my bao bei? (Before jq answer, i said) BaBa!

Jq: no, is me!

Me: why?

Jq: ying wei baba lao liao, wo mei you lao(coz baba old d, i not old)

Me: hahahahaha





JQ: mummy, wo de ng ng yao pao chu lai liao (my shit coming out)

Me: okok, we go upstairs (he ng ng upstairs 1)

JQ: cannot, my blanket too heavy! (I asked him to bring along blanket coz already 10pm, sleeping soon)

Me: (half way) faster faster!

JQ: bu ke yi, wo de ng ng heng zhong! (Cannot, my ng ng too heavy!)

Me: hahahahahak




I promised JQ to buy birthday toys for him today. He last week start keep remind me on this. And he very angry n sad when someone gave him present, coz he thought i wun buy present (that he choose himself) anymore. He really angry 1, till tear also come out, coz the presend is not what he wanted ;p He will ask me if he can still buy present everytime some one give him a present.

Today i said 11am we go buy. After he finished makan:

JQ: mummy 11am d?

Me: u go n see (our clock in kitchen)

JQ : mummy, 11 liao

Me: na ni?! (Where got?! Got shud b ard 10.45am)

JQ : Zhe li! Ni lai kan! (Here, u see!)

Me: hahahahaha....

I said Na Ni, means where got, but for jq, he thought i mean where....so he ask me to go kitchen n see, coz 'over there' is 11am d!! Hahahahaha.....